creative miscreant
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Twist the bones and bend the back 
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Trim him of his baby fat 
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Give him fur black as black

Just like This

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Tuesday, 30 September, 2014

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starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

(via caffeineandcode)

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aubreylstallard:

via SSK

aubreylstallard:

via SSK

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Monday, 29 September, 2014

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leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

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enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

(via astudyinobjection)

Sunday, 28 September, 2014

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autumn-prose:

texeirax:

theoriginalfwubble:

I’LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PANAS A DRYING PAN

SHUT THE FUCK UP BROCK.

IT WILL WORK FINE.

autumn-prose:

texeirax:

theoriginalfwubble:

I’LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN
AS A DRYING PAN

SHUT THE FUCK UP BROCK.

IT WILL WORK FINE.

(via jagk-o-lanternoir)

Thursday, 25 September, 2014

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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